My Miserable Life
Tuesday, January 23
My name is Stupid. Stephanie Stupid. But don’t get me wrong, just because my last name end’s with stupid doesn't mean I’m actually stupid (I personally think I’m actually pretty smart if you ask me.) But my life is horrible. Why?
I have to deal with a bunch of morons at school (plus a bully, Mackenzie).
My teacher, Dr. Booboo Ouch, is the worst teacher ever. Just because he has a funny name doesn't mean he has to be funny. He tries to be funny, but it just put’s me and my friend Charlotte in a bad mood.
I have so much homework that my head’s about to explode!
Arrrggg!
So frustrated! And with Ryan and Mackenzie at school, they made my life ten times
worse! Man, I just don’t know why boys are so stupid and girls can be such bullies. Back in kindergarten, this was the deal: everyone was nice to everyone and no one could be sad. But now in day’s it’s a whole different and complex thing. It’s so complicated that I can’t even explain it! Unfortunately, I get picked on a lot.
Today is Tuesday and we had Instrumental, Music, and Gym. I LOVE all those things because I get to be with Emily, one of my best friends in middle school that I don’t get to see that much anymore. I’m in the exact same classes as her! BFFs FOREVER! Anyhow back to what happened today. OMG, it’s SO epic that I can’t even say it! Okay, fine I’ll tell you. In the middle of Gym, Emily asked me if I wanted to join the Girls’ Night Club! This was the rule in Girls’ Night Club. If you get recruited by the head girl, then you could recruit one of your friends. But if you get recruited by one of your friends, then you
can’t recruit another girl. But I mean, seriously, Girls’ Night Club is like for super hot divas only! I can’t believe the head girl wanted Asia to join their society!
Wednesday, January 24
Man, I should’ve known that Mackenzie was the head girl of Girls’ Night Club was Mackenzie. She’s the diva of all divas! Something smells fishy though. Why would she be interested in Emily? Hmm, oh well. I guess if there’s a why, then there’s always a way.
Thursday, January 25
OMG Mackenzie hates me! We were trying out for solos for our school play (Treasure Island) and guess what Mackenzie did to me while I was singing? She threw a spitball at me! Literally, she aimed for my mouth, and almost choked me! Perfect. Now thanks to Mackenzie, I’m probably never going to get to be Jim Hawkins (the main character). Luckily, there’s a backup practice next week so if you change your mind about not having a part in the school play, than you can join in.
Friday, January 26
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!! I can’t believe the plan worked! I asked the judges if I could sing to them alone and they said yes! Maybe I might get a part after all.
OMG, I should’ve known that Mackenzie would do anything to stop me from being in the play. At the beginning of the school year, we had to write our names on a piece of paper and put it in the lottery so the judges would know the order of auditions. Since we’re having a backup practice, of course we’ll need to do the lottery thing again. And guess what Mackenzie did? She put my name in the lottery several times so I could be
disqualified. I tried to explain to the judges that I didn’t write extra copies of my name but Mackenzie was smart and wrote it in my handwriting. Great, just great. Now what?
Monday, January 29
You know, I must thank Mackenzie for disqualifying me because the night of the play, was the HUGE Girls’ night party. I bet Mackenzie forgot about the party, but I’d rather not have her come. Anyhow, when we were partying, Mackenzie just shot into the room and started yelling: “Stop, everyone stop!” Everyone stopped and stared at Mackenzie. She was covered in cream and tomato juice. “Do you guys know what happened tonight?” she yelled angrily. “Err, no” I said cautiously. “WE’LL YOU SHOULD!!!” she screamed in my face. Man, I think she just broke my eardrums! “When the curtains rose, Jamie had a stage fright, and messed up all his lines! And to make things worse, the audience started throwing food at us!!!” I could tell that she was very upset; she did have lot of tomato juice and cream all over her. “And now you two are just having fun while I was taking torture!!!” she screamed. I was like “Whoa girl, like everyone else doesn't get a bad day” but I just said that in my head because I didn’t want to make things worse. Then, Mackenzie stomped of. It turned out that she got to be Molly in the play, and her partner, Jamie, had stage fright and forgot all her lines. Then, the audience actually started to throw food. I actually kind of felt bad for Mackenzie but I guess that's what she gets for being mean to me!
Tuesday, January 30
Amazing! Mackenzie didn’t even talk to me at Instrumental today! And better yet, when we were heading down the hall for gym, some people dared to stare and giggle at
Mackenzie instead of me for the first time!!! I think she really learned her lesson for spitballs. And as the old saying goes, bullies never win!