The Friends of Careless Mistakes
Some Stuff to Know Chapter 1
There was once a nice and smart teacher named Ms. Lee, who was a great teacher at James B. Angell Elementary School. There was a team of Careless Mistakes kids in her class, although she was a very nice and smart teacher.
The girl with the most Careless Mistakes was Jamie, the Goddess (and founder) of Careless Mistakes. Another girl with less Careless Mistakes was called Queen Tiana of Careless Mistakes. There is also Prince Jacob of Careless Mistakes, and charming Princess Mariam N. of Careless Mistakes. Lastly Knight Awais of Careless Mistakes.
The Trouble Begins Chapter 2
The Careless Mistakes kids were having some troubles, which was not related to math or anything. It was related to imagination and the other members!
The prince goes first, which is Prince Jacob. The prince is usually the suitor and hero to the princess. It happens with every single prince, which means most princes are mind-washed. Luckily, Prince Jacob is not mind- washed, and did not want to confess love with Mariam N. The bad news was he is force to be the suitor of the princess, since more then 10,000,000 people wrote that down in their stories.
For Knight Awais, it is the same problem. Luckily, his mind is also not mind-washed either. The bad news was that he was forced to save the screaming princess or maiden. That screaming would not help his health!
The ladies were having there own troubles. Well... actually the same problem and in the same view. Those boys and us girls are like... 9, 10, and 11. Were not old enough to marry! Please understand (protesting to writers)!
You see my problem? In most myths the mortals admire and interact with the gods and goddesses. You see there is a mortal queen, prince, princess, and knight... You get the idea. I think I got the most rotten luck that every member of the Careless MistakeÕs gang wants me to be their sister-in- arm and their admire of wisdom... and stuff like that. Maybe it is not that bad, at least I donÕt merry.
Princess Mariam N. had the most rotten luck of all. She got both a prince and knight forced to come save her from a fire breathing dragon. Alas, you know what happens after a handsome prince or knight save a charming princess...
Tiana was okay with her fate, but it sounded dreadful! Ever heard of a future that a fire breathing dragon kidnaps you and tie you to a wooden stake? Then a prince or knight comes and says dramatic words for a hour and finely kills the dragon. Next thing you know...
Princess Mariam N. Saves Herself from a Dragon and a Prince (including Saving the Prince)
Chapter 3
Princess Mariam N. decided to skip the part where she confessed of her love of ÒherÓ prince. So instead of doing that Princess Mariam N. went on a stroll and sang and whistled. That was much more enjoyable!
Anyways, Princess Mariam N. was walking in peace when a fire breathing dragon snatched her and tied her to a stake. Mariam N. decided to skip the sentence where she was howling and screaming her lungs out. She did not want to visit the surgeon and try to explain!
Knight Awais (in gloomy thoughts) walked into the paragraph. He unsheathed his sword, and noticed it was illegal to bring a sword to school and that all he had was a twig as a weapon. Just then Awais yelled, ÒMy pants is on fire! Help! ÒSir, youÕre sitting on a lightbulb. Stop screaming please, but it was nice of you to do the screaming part. Thanks!Ó said Mariam N. gratefully. ÒI have to save you,Ó muttered Awais.
ÒUm... no thanks,Ó said Mariam N.
Her hands were tied so she tilted to reach her purse. She took out a pair of scissors and in seconds cut herself free. Awais had stayed sitting on the lightbulb (and being mad) and shouted (with hidden relief), ÒI have to save you! That is how every story goes!Ó
ÒHere, use my hand to get up. I will save myself!Ó said Mariam N. bravely, puffing her chest. ÒHow?Ó asked Awais. ÒAh hah! IÕll walk away from the dragon!Ó said Mariam N. The dragon roared fire onto the lightbulb without hitting Princess Mariam N.
Mariam N. begin to walk to the school bus going back to her house in Northwood, while leaving a still knight (night) sitting on top of a burning lightbulb hit with dragon fire. ÒOh! You should walk away!Ó suggested Mariam N. Awais did and said, ÒHay! Thanks for saving my life! I love-Ó ÒLet us skip that part, 4th grader. I think you agree. Bye,Ó decided wise Princess Mariam N.
ÒBye.Ó
Can a Prince Merry a Queen? Chapter 4
Prince Jacob was terrified when he learned more writers wrote stories that a prince must merry a queen, not a princess nor a poor but brave
maiden. It would have been nice if he could merry a poor but brave maiden, since there was no maiden in the memberships.
Anyways, even a prince has to follow the laws of the country. So Jacob rode his horse to Queen Tiana FranklinÕs house (which was designed by Mrs. Franklin).
Queen Tiana had overslept last night, but welcomed Jacob inside her huge house. She gave him some food and a tour. She had beautiful room in a lovely shade of green on the wall. Tiana settled him inside her least favorite room (which had black walls), since the living room is the best place to chat. ÒIt had black walls, so maybe not that comfortable looking type living room you see in mansions,Ó thought Jacob, but he kept his mouth shut.
Jacob explained the new version to Queen Tiana, who as usual was was wearing her crown and green t-shirt. ÒOops! Sorry, I signed it actually. I did not know it was a new terrifying story. I never read my documents,Ó said Queen Tiana sitting on her gold throne which read eternal maiden, NO marrying for me. Boys and males OUT. ÒOh no!Ó thought Jacob. ÒRun?Ó
Queen Tiana continued, rising from her throne until she was ten feet tall, ÒGet out of here NOW! A queen wilt not merry a prince! OUT!Ó Tiana gave Jacob a good strong girl-power kick in his weight. Jacob thought it was best to leave and leave Tiana for some quite time (despite the fact he broke some rules).
He also skipped the part where he confessed his love for good health benefit. Prince Jacob also decided to skip the part where he killed himself with a 4 feet long ax (Bloody! Stupid! Ouch a lot!), while Queen Tiana skipped the part where she killed herself with a dagger (Useless! Stupid! Will not change your life!). Tiana also skipped the part where she moaned and cried with despair.
Who wanted a future to be dead?
Who wanted to be dead?!
Jacob left quickly on his horse. Jacob was so determined to escape from
a frightening mansion he forgot to skip the part where he bumped into a crying Knight Awais... Well... not crying since Awais had thought better to take that part out.
Jacob put on a witty and smart brain to escape apologizing. Awais was holding one of the most expansive and high quality mechanical pen. Jacob looked at his own arm and stole the pencil from Awais. ÒHay! I have to pay- Ó started Awais. Jacob wrote on him arm, ÒAwais all of a sudden did a summersault while kicking himself.Ó A magic black shadow appeared and Awais did just that.
Me, I was looking up at those two boys from heaven on a white cloud (I
know that is impossible, but pretend for me, okay?). ÒHmm,Ó I thought. Then I had a idea, and looked at my blank story book. ÒCommitted crime Jacob, and I see. Apologizing would have been nice and take less time. That simple way you would not have got such a bad future you and Awais,Ó I thought, twisting a playful smile on my lips.
Anyways, all of a sudden the two boys and everyone felt dazed as though the world itself could spin. Silver mist filled the globe, reaching into peopleÕs souls and minds.
When Awais looked up Jacob was long gone. ÒCurse you! Now I have to pay and I did not want to kick myself and get dazed two time!Ó he yelled.
The Boys Get Drunk on Hawaiian Punch, while the Ladies do some Important Business and Breaks Rules
Chapter 5
A mike cackled and I said into the mike, ÒPlease stop your math period for a few seconds while I make a short but important-Ó Jacob and Awais dazed at the word ÒimportantÓ for they had been having chugging contests for hours (despite the fact they were under age a lot). Òannouncement. Please CMM gang meet me in the auditorium less then three minutes, starting now.Ó A robotÕs voice said, Ò180, 179, 178...Ó
A few second later all the ladies of the CMM gang met at the auditorium. I appeared on the stage with silvery mist around me. I was wearing all silver: a camouflage silver jacket, silver pants, and a crown of silver leaves. I stood by the mike.
Tiana sat in a comfy purple armchair. She wore the same thing that she wore with the chat with Jacob, only her hair had a pretty blue hairband.
Mariam N. sat in a white and gold auditorium seat. Her was cut choppy, but cute, and she looked like a rock star when she swung her almighty hair. She wore a nice purple dress, with a brown stain on it. She wore black high heels, her glittering purple purse, and lovely tiara on her head which she was messing with.
ÒWhere are the boys?Ó I demanded, pretending to be mad. ÒChugging and choking on beer,Ó said Mariam N. twirling her tiara on her finger. ÒTheyÕre under age,Ó I muttered and I said slyly, ÒLeave them there. They deserve to get what they get.Ó
ÒWhat do they get? Oh... I know,Ó said Tiana. ÒI hope IÕm wrong.Ó
The boys meanwhile had decided to drink Hawaiian punch instead Ò28, 27, 26-Ó said the robotÕs voice. AwaisÕs bodyguard Owen appeared and said, ÒTime to go!Ó and left. ÒOh! We got to go!Ó cried Awais. ÒNah! One more round. It wonÕt hurt,Ó said Jacob. ÒAgreed,Ó said Awais.
The boys played some more rounds and even one round using mud! Of
course their stomach hurt after that one.
Jacob didnÕt even notice he was drunk on Hawaiian Punch. ÒSo
sweet...Ó said Jacob, repeatedly hitting himself in the face. Awais was not drunk and had won those rounds, by pouring the punch on a sponge and the mud... in his desk.
ÒKeep my snack deep in your desk will you?Ó said Jacob. Awais splashed water on JacobÕs face to make him normal and Awais asked, ÒWhat is it?Ó ÒTrout eye.Ó Awais did. Ò-5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and 0,Ó said the robot. ÒOops,Ó said Jacob. The robot comes forward with a screen that read, ÒThe robotÕs name is Todd. I heard your eraser is named Todd-Ó ÒHeÕs in prison by me for committing crime,Ó said Jacob. Ò-Meet me in the auditorium for strife. - Jamie,Ó said Todd.
When those boys broke USAÕs grave rule, we ladies were changing 1000 peoples rules. I made my grave but (bad haiku) speech,
ÒPower is in I
And I say stories must change In tales no one wed.Ó
We were all cheering except the absent boys, who were drunk and on probation from a eleven year old goddess.
Epilogue
ÒAnd now I crown you husband and husband!Ó said the Priest. I smiled.
Tiana: I got a job!
Owen: Sorry Titi, but youÕre Queen! Tiana: Can I quit?
Mariam N: No laws about that!