Act I.- Monday. Jones, (a bore)- Is jlis...

Act I.- Monday. Jones, (a bore)- Is jliss Smith in? Servant (instructed by Miss Smith)- No, sir, she's out. Act il- Tuesday. Jones- Can I see jjiss Smith? Servant (instructed)- She's sick and wishes to be excused. Act III. - Wednesday. Jones- IIow is Miss Smith to-day? Servant (instructed)- She says she's dead. JonesHow sad! Can I see the remains?