How Inflated They Feel

Since Grass Lake has become the most important town in theuniverse, which dates from the settlement of one Garitón there, it looks down uSon the little cities, villages and suburbs which surround it and speaketh its mind of them through its own and only News, something af ter this fashion: "There is a good deal of talk on the street by an untamed Ann Arborite about the importance of his town, but everybody knows that Dut for the University the woodchucks would now be burrowing i;i the streets there and the whangdoodle rear her young on its uncanny lawns. As it is Ann Arbor s a sort of Botany Bay, to which )arents send their tough boys to jet rid of them." As it is well, known that Grass ake has sent a boy or two here ately, we presume they feel highly flattered with the notice received, :or we assure the News that the other boys here are not of the class eferred to, and we protest that beause Grass Lake has built one henïouse in the past five years, she has no right to gaze down upon us in this manner.