Effíflf- "Cteorgy iand J have beei down-at&irs in tlio dining room, Mr Mitcliam. We've been playing hus band and wife!" Mr. Mitcham - "How did you do that, my dear?" Effie- "Why, Georgy sat at one end of, the table and I sat at the other, and Georgy eaid 'Thls food ian't fit to eat!' and I said, 'It's aU you'll get!" and Georgy said "Dam!" and I Igot up and loft the room!"