Adrian Press Washtenawisms

Lawreuce J. Da mm is' the E S. of Otsenliigo lodge, I. O. O. F., oí Ann Aiiior. Damin! pretty name, isn't ii ï Dead eels are elogging the wlieeld of tttdustry at Ann Arbor. One oï the milis grinds out about two bushels of iiu'in per day. # Cader Wie general Iiëading of "AH Danger Removed," the Ann Arbor Argus announces "A new plan of Religious Works," and gires an aecoúut oï another killlng by the cars. way Ann Ariior men patronïüe home dindustry, is to buy doors for tiH'ir dwellings in .New York. And the Coiirler approvingly notes the same as a beautilul imppovemont. Ah! The Ann Arbor Register speaks oi it as the eongressional "comic opera." And to add to th.3 comieality, the folds of the late speaker's erstwhile bloated sides wlll be flapping about "like a Eeed shaken by wind.'" Som e totally depraved persan, without iear of the law in this world or fire in the hereafter, kindlcd a blazc on the Bridgewater bridge, last week. It was discovered by a man who made a ljucket brigade of 'ïimself and put it out with water carried In his liat. , Phdlander Perkins, of the Adrián Press, has this much to say of Washtetaaw tounty happenings: Adolp'h Kemper sues Ann Arbor for $1,000 damages, for cutting down tile gra4e oí a street, eáace whieli lie has ïelt like the 'cite, "giddy vvitli liielevation.'' Rev. J. T. Suaderlaud, oï Aan Arbor, has issued 80,000 copies of "What Do ünitarians Believe?" This was hardly neeessary, as it is generalij' lcnown that a Unitariau believes in letting' every other man believe whatsoever he ure please, without being kicked out of t'he ehurcii for it. ;■ , A ladies' class in gymnaslics has bsen formed at Aran Arbor, and younig misses who before had barely strength enough to walk from the piano to the dlnlng room table, can easily do an hour of del sarte kicking and not get out of lireath. It does not take the tr.ck out of them at all like helping i. ulier in the kitchen. The railroad commtesioner, the Aim Arbor eouincil and Czar Ashley of the T. & A. A., iield a liigli joint session last week and a system of proteetion agaiast kiiling any more of the l'uiversity city people was ïigreed upow. It is very rarely tliat sucli aügust bodies come ira perigee, and a radical cfoamge of weather is looked for soon, if not earlier. Tho Ann Arbor Argus points Jo Conrad Bessinger as "one oi the oldest if not tho oldest inhabitant of tho county," and y et Mr. Bessinger is not quite turned nlnety. In Ijcnawee couinty a man of .ïinety la spoken of as a young man, or at most, middle aged, while in WasUtenaw, ninety years is considered a remarkable age. Well, it Is written, "The wicked shall not live out hal' their öiays." # n Frank Feiner, of Ann Arbor, was engaged the otiher evening In meñding a o-asoline tan by lamplight. Before tlie job was iiaislied Uo was iaterrupted by the explosión o: the can, and tlu'oug'h a eimgular oobiciiience, lost his iliair, eyebrq.ws and patches o!' skfti h-om l'.is face, at or abooit the sanie houi-. II anyoaie knows of a botter remedy thun ïlax seed poultiee, for re-hairing a bald head, Mr. Peiner would greatly esteem the pereon who would ïorward tlio reodpe.