Subscriber - This is going to be a dull ...

Subscriber - This is going to be a dull Christmas - ain't got a cent. Editor - Neither have I; but I am going to have some, sure. Subscriber - How'll you get it? Editor - I've got a $3,000 life insurance policy on my printer. He's got a bad case of pneumonía and seven doctors are attending him. Sociable Minister - Do you read your bible every day, my little deár? Little Dear - No, indeed. I don't have time. I'ra too busy helping mamma stone raisins and things, so as to alvvays have something nice for dinner every time you come.