Jess - "Did you know Harry's father was ...

Jess - "Did you know Harry's father was a Congressman?" Bess - "No; he never mentioned it; but I surmised there was a skeleton in the family closet. " Doctor - "Well, ray friend, what seems to be the matter with you?" Grogan - "Shure, docther, there's somethin' the matter wid me jaw; I can't domestícate me food."