Adrian Press Washtenawisms

Fifteen hogs have had cholera nside the 4 tty limits. - Ann Arbor Argus. Only a fi[w persons left there,now, vho squeal for protection. The Argus charges tij e Courier with not knowing how to spell the name of the Washtenawl candidate or sheriff. Spell it, M-u-d, Mr. öurièr; that will be right. A slick stranger raised a! certifícate of deposit from gio to S6o and realized therépn, at the expense of the Ann Arbor Sams, and, is now chuckling in some safe obspurity. Dr. Kotts, Manchester, for lack j of a better su , 'eet has been practicmg dissection i upon hinself. He stuck a knife i'to the calf of one of his legs the other day, inflicting a painful wound, - Ann Arbor Argus. This process iscalled auto-vivisection. Really the doctor auto-bemorecareful. Geo. E. Buil, of Washtenáw, will not vote thisfall. The judge has ordered him toj lackson a year for ing tu kill oiic of his sons. Buil thinks "Tilinga have terrible pass, Wlien a mai eunx wallop liis own jackass." The editol ol the Dexter News inquires in a kader heading: "Have we got them'" Wliat are your symptoms? Do iou have the "grapevine twist" in hO.h legs? fiee doublé? Feel like plcking dowij the tower of the town block and pïckïng your teeth with the splinters? Then sir, it is to be feared that a "shot" in the arm is your only salvation. ; # While wd"see the polrvt" easily enough, wejregret to havio accept the following apology of the Press for its dearth of Washtenaw items this The apology is gracefully made,andisaccepted in a Iike spirit: We desire at this time and place to announce that having shouldc-rcd the main job of saving the country, this fall, our neighborhood notes from now till after election.are ükely to be somewhat spare about the ribs. We cannot carry a tarií form musket in each hand, a forr.ibill howitzer in our rear pocket and a pail of hot pitch on our hea; pauper immigration protectionists, without letting go of somethii