Tramp- "Madame, willyoukindly allow me t...

Tramp- "Madame, willyoukindly allow me to quench my thirst at yonder well?" Farmer's wife- "Why, certainly, my good man. And while you're about it, here's a piece of soap and a towel to quench a little of that dirt on your face and hands before winter sets in." Tramp - "Thanks, madame, but I mak e it a rule never to quench more than one thing at a time."