A Cheeky Customer

"I had a uiuque but tantauzmg experience the other day," said a clerk who works in a Kansas City hair store. "A man carne into our place and asked to look at some false beards. Of course he was accommodated, and he spent over an hour going over the lot, trying them on and examining himself in a glass. He took up my time, and after he had examined everything in that line in the store he thanked me and said he was considering vhether to raise a beard or not and wished to see how he would look in the different styles."