Miss Muffet The Third

Little Miss Muffet oí oíd, She "set on a tufEet," they say; But little Miss Muffet the second or thlrd Is always dancing and gay And out for a holidayl Little Miss Muffet of old Was eating her curds and her whey: Miss Muffet the third is eating bonbons, Sweet as the honey bees gay When out for a holiday! Little Miss Muffet of old Was frightened by Spider, the grim; But little Miss Muffet the second or third Would aoon have dissected Mm, Boxed him away in a tin! Now which would you rather be? The first or the second or third? Ah, "on a tuffet" is quite out of style. Indeed 'tis very absurd! I'd be Miss Muffet the third and the gay And out for a holiday!