The Jester

Lemmo sell you Bumpin, lady; Oot de 'iri's' turkeys here An de niet-s' sweel pertaters Dat yoh eber ytt come near! Yoh wants ter kncnv what dat is Hangin up dar on de iiail'i B1e"s yer, lady, dat's er ixissum- But de possum ahí' fur sale. Yoli kin buy de fines1 poultry Dat we raises on de falim. Er I'll ehoose yoh out a rabbit Wlf a foot dat has de chahiu. Yoh kin take yer piek; I'll promi3e Dat de quality won't fail, But- I hates ter disapp'int yer- Dat 'ar possum ain' fur sale.