Just For Fun

She- Georg-e, daar, I cookd theso muih'ns myself this morning1. He - 111 eat them if they kill me! "Well, Anna, have you found the rose for my haír yet?" "Yes, madam; but novv I cannot find the hair. " He, pleading-ly - Would you love me if I we're rich? She - I can't say as to that, but I'd probably marry vou. When a fellow tells his best g-irl she is the lig-ht of his life, it stands to reason that they aon't need any g-as. Fair Maiden, during1 an exoiting1 melee at foot ball ram e- Oh, look there - can't Jack just beautifully! Child - Papa, why do people cry at wedding-s'? Papa, abstractedly - Because,dear, most of them have been married themselves, I suppose. "Papa says every state has a political ring, and I g-uess it'jj so, because the gcography shows it." "In what way?" "ïhe towns are all represented by dots, but the state capital is always a dot with a ring1 around it. " Bang-s- Mt-s. Papleig-h is all broken up. Her lnisband went out for a walk with her pet a week ag-o and nobody has seen either of them since. Fang-s- She must feel terrible over t. Bang-s - Y-es. She said she raised the from a pup. Wife, drearily - Ah, me! The days of chiyairy are passed. Husband - AVliat's the matter now? Wife - Sir Walter Kaléigh laid his cloak on the ground for Queeu Elizabetli to walk over, but you g-et mad simply because poor.dear mo her sat down on your hat.