Few actors are met at the station oy a tally-ho coach, hut when the Two Johns comedy company arrivés next Monday they will be escorted to one of those most admirable turnouts, drawn by four thoroughbreds, and driven to their hotel. The Two Jolins. by the way, are nenof enorraous weight, and the promoters of the scheme are now figuring up as to whether Thomas Phillips, Wm. B. Hurray and John A. McDonald (weight 451 pounds) will be able to get up a ladder to the top of the coach or have to be hauled up by a derrick. The Two Johns company will appear at the Grand Opera House', Monday, and in addition to the very laughable performance, novel specialties will be introduced, including Miss Francés Grey, in her nw and sensational whirlwind dance; Edwin Jack, the English wing-dancer; Fred Barr and his banjo, and the Clerisse sisters in a msical turs. Everything is up to date and patrons of fun are promised a treat. The Two Johns will appear at the Grand Opera House, next Monday evening.