Prize Samples Of Bad Grammar

AnEnglish paper gives the following sentence as the perfectiou of bad grammar: "Them sbeeps ís yonrn." How about the faruousreplyof the Yorkshire children when "Dr. Syutax" told tbein that théir mother was calling thein? John Leech, we think, reported and illnstratecl ityearsago: "Herain't a-calling we. Us don 't belong to she. ' ' - Boston Pilot.