How He Did It

"Say, mister," said the tattered traveler, "kin I have a word with you?" "You ko away fwom heah," said Freddie Van Frizzle. "I shall cali the polieij wight away if you do not." "And yet I have moved in the same s ■- siety with the Bloobluds." "You don't say so! Heah, poor fellow, '.n 50 cents foh you. Hovv did you get intuoduced to them?" "I jes' walked hito the house when they wus havin a receptiou. ': "But you said you moved in the same society?" "Yes. I hadn't been there more'n two minutes before the footman told me to move, and I did it. So long, chappie." -