The Children

Teacher (to botany class)- After a bean is planted a littie shoot appears above the ground, and this soon bursts into two leaves. Now, what comes nextf Bright Boy- The bean pole.- New York Telegram. Mamma - What did you do to entertain the littie girl that came to play with you? Lottie- We looked at pictures and told stories. Mamma- Why didn't you play at keeping house and visiting? Lottie- We did try, trat she didn't know anytbing mean about the neihbors, and we didn't have anything to talk about.- Chicago ínter Ocean. Tottie (aged 5) - I wonder why babies is always boni in de night time. Lottie (aged 7, a littie wiser)- Don't you know? It's cos' they wants to make sure of findin their uiotbers at