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Lord Pitzbooby - Now - aw - Miss Evelyn - on this dower question, you know. Don't you - aw - think every wife ought to have a little money - aw? Misa Evelyn - Yes, indeed, my lord. I'm right with yon there. Because then, you see, if the girl niakes a bad job oí it, she will be fixed to back out.- New Yofk World. San Francisco is the most cosrnopolitan city in the world. The holidays of every nation are commemorated by publio parades. Every civilized language may be heard, and the ships of every maritime nation from the British man-of-war to the Maltese felucca and the Chinese junk are seen in the bay. Af ter "Paradise Lost" was printed it was translated into French, and this versión f alling into the hands of an innocent Englishman he translated it back into English and sent it to a publisher. The manuscript is now in the British museum. Great Britain owna 81,000 square miles in Borneo, and so great is the confidence feit in the permanence of the British rule ! that over 1,000,000 acres of land have Í been leased for 999 years. - During the last century an original copy of Magna Charta, seals, signatures ; and all, was found in the hands of a tai lor who was about to cut it up for patterns. An Irish chiropodist announces that he has ' 'removed corns from all the crowned heaöd of Europe."