A Careful Father

"Look here, " said the parent to the schoolteacher, "I see that one of the Unes in my boy's copybook is, 'Less haste, more speed. ' ' ' "Yes." "And here's another that reads, 'The longest way round is the shortest way home.' " "Yes." "Well, I want it stopped. I don 't want those moldy proverbs festooned around his intellect. I'm educating him for business, not the United States ate."-