The Retort Clerical

"Since you take me to task so roundly for my f ailings, ' ' said the physician, somewhat uettled, "let me askwhyyou don 't restrain your own son. He gambles, drinks and plays the races. " ' 'Ah, yes, ' ' said the clergyman, with a sigh. "We don't seem to exert much influence over our own families, do we? By the way, doctor, please convey my warmest sympathies to your wife and say to her I am sorry she is still unable to find any relief from her tism. "-