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A Yorksbite farmer, havíng a horsn to scll at a í'air, sold H to an army contractor Meeting hiai at tho same fair the followiug year, the array bnyer walked up to the farmer and said indignantIy: "The horse 1 bought of yon was a thorough l'raud. It was uo use for the army. ' ' The dealer was nowise abaslied, but replied, "Well, try 'im for t'uavy!'