"What's tliis?" demanded the gueft, poiuting to oue of the side dislies the waiter had bronght. "Sausages, sir, " answered the waiter. "1 didn't order any. " "I thought yon did, sir." "I order eet sauce. Can 't ycm teil the differeiice betweeu sauce and sausages?" "Yes, sir," said the waiter, gather ing up the rejected dish with unrnffled diguity. "Between sauce and sausages tbere is merely a difference of aces. Wish coffoe, sir?'