The Difference Slight.

"What's thisï" duinanded the gueft, poiuting to oue of the side dishes the waiter had brought. "Sausages, sir, " aiiswered the waiter. "I didu't order any. " "I thouglit y ou did, sir. " "I ordered sauce. Cau't you toll the difference betweeu sauce and sansages?" "Yes, sir," said the waiter, gatheriug np the rejected dish with unruffled dignity. "Betweeu sauce aud sausages tbere is merely a difference of aeea Wish coffee. sir?"