The Milk's Vital Statistics

In Lambeth a milk vender displayed on his barrow a tin plate setting forth that all the milk sold from "this establishment" was gnarauteed pure as delivered at the dsiry farm. An inspector purohased a pint for analysis and informed tho milkman of its destination. "Allright," said the vender. "There's its certiflcate of birth, " and he tapped the tin plate wit!) a milk can complacently. "Perbaps I may be able to send you ita certifícate of bnptism soon, " answerod the inspector, which he did in the form of a snmmons, which subseqnently was transfonned iuto a fine of L5 for