In Trouble

"Yon see," said the lean man with the yellowvest, "it was dark when I got home, and the girl met me in the hall, and I saluted her quite affectionately. Then my wife got mad. " "I reckon, " said the fat man. "I explained that I had mistaken the girl for her, which was a fact. Then tbe girl got mad, and now I am roaming iiround trying to find another girL " -