Killing The Goose

Crook No. 1 - Stealin earrings is dead easy, but I believe in doin things in a ice, gentlemanly way. It makes me ick the way some o' these amateur rooks goes to work an snips off the lobe 1 a woman's ear to git the di'moa when they could jnst as well snip the earring below the ear. Crook No. 2 - Does seem like unnecssary cruelty. Crook Na 1 - Conrse it is, an that in't the worst of it. It hnrts the busiess. Why, when a woman's ears has )een cut onoe, she can 't never wear earings acain, an there won 't be no chance