Light And Airy

Ypsilanti high school scholars clamor ;o the board for the use of the campus for foot ball recitals. They feel the humiliation of takiug to a back lot and having a herd of Jersey calves mix iu the game. Jack Loney, a hackman, sued patrolman Armbruster of Anu Arbor, for false imprisonment. A jury returns a verdict of no cause of action. Loney is a very "jetty" negro. Thus, almost within the shadows of the oaks where the republican party was bom, "civil rights" gets a smash in both eyes. George Letter, whose case against Rev. Ryan for false imprisonment is still pending, has been arrested charged with selling unlicensed "jags" at the Washtenaw connty fair. If convicted, he is likely- using a printer's term- to find himself a "lower case" Letter in the couuty jail. Why does not the lighting committee of the common council see that the court house is properly lighted?- Washtenaw Times. Well, as we uuderstand it, the dial has not been illunainated sincö a belated prohibitioa member of the council mistook it for tlie fuli moon and also asserted that the tower gied." A marriage license was made out for Dan J. Ross afc Ann Arbor last week. Dan looked it overjerked up the sag in his trousers, scratohed the back of his ear refleotively and then shoved it back to the rk. "Orarse," said Dan, "course I'd like another wife or two, but you see.the present Mrs.Ross would make it very sulphurous for me. I only wanted a deer licensse. " Three hnndred Arm Arbor students have pledged themselves to rad oue chapter iu the bibie eaoh day, till they read it through. From the horrible attempts of some of the editors aronnd Michigaa's intellectual electric light station, to quote scripture.we feel justified in the opinión that they would discover considerable news by following the example of the 300 students. A medie of the University, the other day.backed up against a dissecting knife sticking out of a pocket at the side of a table in the auatomical laboratory and is now the proprietor of a gasb that ïnay give him inoonvenience in varions ways, one of whioh may be a case of blood poisoning, as the" knife bad just been íd nse. Thns, in oue way and another, is surgical information taken into the system.