A Naught Of Soda
Tlie Httle girl came into the drug store. "Pleath, thir," she said, "mother thayth have you a naught of soda?" "A what?" repeated theclerk. "A naught of soda, " reiterated the little girl. "Do you want aglass of eoda -water?" asked the clerk. "No, thir. Mother uhayth I can't have that till evenin. She thayth have you a naught of soda?" "What can she mean?" muttered the puzzled clerk. The child grew irupatient. "A naught of soda," she said sharply. "Why, it ith a funny bottle wif a thquirter to it, and it goeth 'si-z' when you work it. " "Oh! You mean a siphon of soda," exclainied the clerk. "Oh! Thiphen? Thiiiben? Yeth, thir, it wath thipheu. But thiphens and naught ith the thame, aiu't it?" And the clerk said that ciphers and
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