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Two Yorkshiremen had been on a trip ;o Blackpool and were on their way aome, when one noticed that his companion was carrying a bottle half filled withsea water. "Why, what 'ave yergotthere, Bill?" ie asked. "Well, yersee," was the reply, "my ould woman hasna seen t' sea, so I thought I'd take her a drop. " "But," said the first, "while yer were doing it, why didn't yer take a f uil bottle?" "Notme!"was the answer. "What 6hould I ha'e done when the tide besan