A Candidait For Mayer

Mister Editor : - seein as the politikal pot is gettin abont reddy two bile agin, i;n ez i am a goin ter ent a flgger in ther next campane i heerby shie my easter in ther ring ter stay til i 'm elected mnyer of yoor town or kerryd out dad. Jedgin from ther past yoo bev no pertikelerly abel uieu in yer towne two okerpy tbe difrent ofises en hev wysly drawue from the seleen on lody kintinjint two help yoo out,, for instanse: their is that big fat feDer from seleen thets president of yer board er pnblik works, an tb ai 's Leu of Lodyhoo draws er good salera fer beein stret comishener. i used ter kno Len down east an used ter go two sknle witb him, i was ahvase a bed of Len in evrything, spellin, figerin, reedin and ritiu, an at all ther hnskins i nsed ter ent him out with all the gals, i end out jump an out rnn him an in rasslin i nsed ter nok ;i 1o'p iu ther gi'onn wiih biin. Lor how he used ter grunt, so yon see ! i'ra his speerier in evry respe, an why i shud hev a higher offis, of corsé i haiut gin the inayer bisnis niutoh stedy, beein two bizzy milkin kows an huskin corn & so 4th bnt ez long es my ole fren freu: seelen is in it i '11 not run short on advisa, there ar a grate many reforma i wnd inogerate in yer City, fer in stanse, their ar ihose long strips uv grass on eeoh side uv the street, uyoe fertyle sile an good grass goin two waisle, peeple ar oblyged ter bie eospeusiv masheeoes two out the grass an then two thro it awai. Now i wud let the fokes ceep a few kows, and hosses, aa meules ter feed on it, sorne on it oud be plowd mi an planted two corn an othes two feed ther stok an fat a few howgs, i'd hev them plant graip vynes by the trese an rase graips fer vrine at all ineetins an pnblik feests, a 1 this wnd giv implymet two a grate meuy men hoo ar now makin a poor livin on a farm, fer of coarse you City fokes wnndt kno how to do such work. Now i want ter ax a very grate faver of yoo, it ia thet you interdoose me two your City fok6s when i oum to towne, an also too preesent my name to thee convenshun fur the offis uv rnayer. Yoo mite sho this letter two a few uv yoor leedin politishuns on both partees, es i aint purtikler on which side i'm runnin so long ea i git ther, an pleas ter keap me posted on whats goin on, yoo shant be sorrie fur what yoo doo fer me, when i'm Mayer yoo kin hev all ther is. Yoors in hopes,