Detroit Jealousy

What will the rival universities of he effete east think of the social standng of the U. of M. when it becornes ïoised about that the swell society ivent of the year is to be held in Tolelo. Auy kind of a soiiety event, in ;he accepted signifioation of the term, nust neoessarily beoome a burlesque in roledo. To hold a cook-fight in the ïity on the banks of the niuddy Maurnee would be rational and sensible. Bnt i ball, a hop in which the men wear avening dress and the ladies evening ?owns - the very idea is absurd.. Aye, it is all bat impossible. The junior hop íhould be held in Detroit, if the warcing "frats' cannot agree at Ann Arbor. But if Detroit cannot be selectod, Wyandotto or Trenton would be preferable to Toledo.