Agony Easy To Bear

Husband - Now, my darhng, be sure to write to me the moment yon arrive at your sister's, telling me all about yonr journey and exactly how you feit after the wearying ride. I shall be in an agony of suspense nntil I hear that yon bave arrived safely and in good health. Wife - Oh, I won't wait to write. I'll send yon a nice, long telegram. ïïusband - Um ! ïhat is very thoughtful, my angel, but - er - these telegraph companies are very nnreliable. Put your telegram in an envelope and mail it to me, and then I'll be snre to get it.