What He Needs

"What I need," said the statesman in speaking of his work in Washington, "is a good private seuretary to look after my correspondouce, so that I can give more time to affairs in the honse. " "What you need," returned his constituent earnestly, "is a real good man to edit your speeches while yon atteud to your correspondence. It would be foolish to ha-ve yonr letters more con - cise and better written thau your lic addresses. '