Not Learned In Chinook

One of Calgp.ry's recent contingent t,o the coast evidently knew but little about the Chinook, judging by the story that is beiiig told on him. Wisbing to get some clarns to take back with him, he asked an old squaw, who had cobwebs in her eyes and a basket on her head, what she wanted for a basketfnl, and the blushing brunette replied, "Sitcum dollar, hyas klosh. ' ' To this the gay Calgaryite said : "Yumping yimminy! Six dollars and all my clothes? No, by ginger snap! I'll give yon $2.50, my watch and. overcoat. " It is unnecessary to state that the offer was accepted, as all the dusky maiden asked for the clama was