Monroe Democrat Items

An Ypsilauti night watchman feil owu stairs the other night and was everely iujuml. A night watch [ hould sleep at the bottotn of the j vay, not at the top. An old tram tramp enactiug the role ' f woman hugger, was gathered in by he Adriau pólice last week. A rose 5j anotber name wouldu't have sinelled ny worse than he. "Toledo is courting Auu Arbor" ays the Ann Arbor Courier. If Ann Arbor's pareuts are living tiiey shoiild xercise the prudence to show Toledo he door by nihe o'clock in the eveniDg. Witter Peabody, a Detroit lad, aged 4, sang reeently at St. Ltike's church estival. Ypslanti, aud exhibited a voice that ran from A flat below middle C, to E above high C and did it with ierfect Es. In spite of President Angell's treaty with the Chinese, the "blasted Mongolians" continue tbeir encroacbments upon Americana. One of the slanteyed sous of Sheiu has just got into the Fackson penitentiary. When the collection was being taken, a Marshall young man got red in the 'ace and whispered, "Haven't a cent, '. changed uiy pants ;" and the young ady beside hiin, fussed in her dress pocket and remarked that she "was in the same fix" - so the story goes. "The Apple and the Serpent, or the ?all of Man, "was the subject selected ;y Eev. Cobern, last Sunday evening. Rev. Cobern and Bob Ingersoll seem to De agreed in calliug it an "apple" bnt :he latter blasphemously laid the blame of the fall on Jehovah, asserting that "when Eve took that apple, had the Lord just risen np frora behind the ferice and said, 'Ah!' she would have dropped the apple before ever breaking the skin."