A Rap At The Men

If a woinan caniiot throw a stone or oatch a mouse, men ought to cease plaguing her about her disability. As a rule, men do things which they cannot - writing up toilets, for instauce. A man once told me that a bride wore "white corcluroy, cut on the bias and trimmed with crinoline." Anything more awful than that I haven't encountered until today, when I read of another bride ' 'arrayed in creara organdie silk and muslin, trimmed with chignon. " Fancy the honey turned to gall in reading descriptions like these after the wedding. Oh, yes, the rural correspondent is abroad in the land. Last week one of hini sent the f ollowing note to his weekly newspaper : "Mr. Slick celebrated the semiannual of his first wife's death by getting