After A Record

"Strange," said the man with the strong cigar absentmindedly. "What's strange?" asked the man with the rueerschaum. "I was thinking of a friend of mine vrho claims to have found au absolutely perfect fountain pen. " "Always writes, uever drips ink and never gets out of order?" "That's what he says. " The man with the meerschaum pipe shook his head. "What do yon think of it?" he asked. "I hardly know what to think of it. He's joined no Hars' club that I know of, and yet everything indicates that he