Knew His Place

"Move forward, picase. " said tJie oouductor in the crowded cable car. "Not on yonr life," replied the gentleman addressed, takiug a fresh grip on the strap. "But there are gentleinon on the platform who wish to get in, " continued the collector of fares. ''Well, they oan't have my place. This lady is my wife, and I know this road from start to finish. If anybody is going to sit in her lap this trip, I'm that, nerson. I'm on to this road'8 curves. ' '-