A Wonderful Pill

Únele Sarn - Wliy, doctor, that looks like the pill McKiuley gave me to reduce my reveune. Dr. Dingky - Yes, its ingredients are practically the sume, though perhups they are somewbat stiouger. U. S. - But you say this is to increase my reverme. How can it work both ways? Dr. D. - It's aprotection and prosperity pill and vill produce any effect de sired. It's an iufullible cure for any and all fiscal and industrial illa. If en in sufficiently large quantities, it will keep all foreign germs out of your system and leave you happy, prosperoua and - U. S. - Hold on there, doctor! Yon've said euough to convince me that, like all advertised panaceas, it's a quaok remedy. Besides, I've tried it and found it about the nastiest dose I ever took. It's effects were also bad - very bad. It deranged niy whole system and filled it so full of trust germs that I've been laid np ever since. I don't want any more of your "protection" pills and don't eee why they called a protection doctor again. It innst have been by mistake.