He Is In A Bad Way

The following effusion of a love-siok swain was picked up on one of the street cars, iu this city last Priday night. It is not known whetber the young mia secured a chance to talk to the gir] or not, but if he can lift him. self by bis shoe stringp, he probablv did: "Ann Arbor, June 12, '97, "Dearest Miss H , "JMy love for you is stronger than coffee or the kick of a young oow Sensations of exquisite joy go tbrongh me like cohorts of ants through an army cracker, an caper over my heart like young goats over a stable roof. As a meau pup hankers after sweet milk so do I after your presents. And asa goslin swimmeth in a mud puddle so do I in a sea of delightness when yoa are near me. I feel that I could lift myself with ïuy shoe strings the height of a church steeple. Now, if my love is not reciprocated I will pine away like a poisoned bed-bug; and when yon come to mourn over my newly made grave yoa will catch cold. Answer by return mail and teil me wheare an when I could see you. "Yonrs for ever E. C. G "8M st.,