What Tommy Said

Únele John - Well what do you mean to be when you get to be a man? Little Tommy (promptly) - A doctor, ike pa. Únele John (quizzically) - Indeed; and whieh do you intend to be, an allo:ath or a homceopath? Little Tommy - 1 don't know what ;hem awful words mean, Únele John; ut that don't make no difference,' cause I ain't goiu' to be either of 'em. ;"m just goin' to be a family doctor, an' give all my patients Hood's Sarsasasilla, 'cause my pa says that if he is a doctor, he's 'bliged to own up that lood's Sarsaparilla is the best family medicine he ever saw in his lite.