The Wonders Of Science

The distinguished chemist, T. A. Slocum, of New York City, demonstrating his discovery of a reliable cure for Consumption (Pulmonary Tuberculosis), bronchial, lung and chest troubles, stubborn coughs, catarrhal affections, general decline and weakness, loss of flesh, and all conditionsof wasting away, will send THREE FREE HOTTLKS (all different) of liis New Discoveriesto any aftiicted reader of this paper writing for them. His "New ScientiffcTreatment" has cured thousanda peroianently by its timely use, and he considers it a simple professional duty tosuffering humanity to dónate a trial of his infallible cure. Science daily develops new wonders. and this great chemist, patiently experimenting lor years, has produced results as beneflcial to humanity as can be claimed by any modern genius. His assertion that lung troubles and consumption are curable in any climate is proven by "heartfelt letters" of gratitude," filed in his American and European laboratories in thousands from those cured in all parts of the world. The dread Consumption, uninterrupted, ineans speedy and certain death. Simply write to T. A. Slocum, M. C., 98 Fine street, New Tork, giving postoffice and express address, and the f ree medicine will be promptly sent direct from his laboratory. Sufferers should take instant advantage of his generous proposition. Please teil the Doctor that you saw this in the Ann Arbor Argus. She Took a Bath, He Sues for Divorce. Dan Balling recently sued his wife, Lottie Bailing, for a divorce, because on July 17, 1895, she took a bath. He says the ablutions were performed without his knowledgeor consent, and that he was kept in ignorance of them until three months thereafter, whereupon he immediately left her, and lias since continued to live apart from her. The blaneary breaoh of the marriage ritual was committed at Washington Park in company with three other persons of diversified sex. Mr. Balling says of it: 'There was no excuse for my wife to go bathing in Washington Park lake. We have a poreelain-íined bathtub at home, with hot and cold water on tap, and standard brands of soap, and sponges that look like a summer squash, and she can even have amrnonia to put in the water if she wants it. But no - she must go to Washington Park and put on a little old dinky bathing suit about as big as a pocket handkerchief and paddie around in tlie water with her bare feet. Bah!