When Maria Jane Is Mayor

Whon Maria.Jane's elected to the mayoralty oliair, There'll be many wrongs correctcd that aro now apparvnt there. The sidewalks will be carpetea, the streets swept thrice a. day, The alleys be as fragraiit as flelds of new mown hay. What with partiea and receptions and occasionally a ball, There will be a transformaron around the city hall, And eaoh ward in the city will be represented then By lovely alderwomen, and not horrid aldermen. When Maria Jane is mayor, none but ladies will, of course, Be appointed members of the city pólice forcé, And in their blooraer uniforms they'll look so very sweet The gang to be arrestad will consider it a treat. The stores will be compelled to have a bargain sale each day, And for chewing gum and soda you will not be asked to pay. Oh, great reforms will be projeeted, all the wrongs will be corrected, When Maria Jane's elected to the mayoralty chairl