What She Wouldn't Do

At flawick the people used to wear ■wooden clogs, which made a clanking noise on the pavement. A dying old woman had some friends by her bedaide, v?ho said to her: "Weel, Jenny, ye are gann to heaven, and gin ye see ony o' oor folk ye can teil them we're a' weel." To which Jenny replied: "Weel, gin I should see them I'se teil them. But ye manna expect me to gang clankclankin throueh heaven lookin for vour