Misnamed

"Mamma, didn't the conductor say 31ue island?" "Yes, dear." "Why, it ain't blue at all." "No, dear. " "Mamma!" "Well, dear?" "It ain't au island either. " "No, dear. " "Mamma, what made the conductor say Blue island, when" - "Hush, dear. " "Mamma, if I was the railroad I'd ïave conductors that knowed" - Whack !-