Infantile Way

Mr. Nevpop - Say, doctor, I wish you would fix up sornethiug to inake my wife sleep uights. The baby has just aegun cuttiug its teeth, and - Doctor - Oh, it's the baby you want ;he opiate for, is it? Mr. Newpop - Ni .; for my wife. You see, every time tlie oaby sprouts another tooth she is so tickled that she keeps me awake half the night talkiug abovit H.