The Ultimate Winner

"Have you fixed my will so that it canuot possibly be broken - so that there is absolutely no chance for any disputes over its provisions when I am goue?" ' ' Yes, ' ' replied the eminent lawyer. "Every possible precaution has been taken to make sure that your bequests will go to those to whom you have devised theui. ' ' "You have not forgotten to name yourself as my executor, as I directed?' ' "I have done so, sir. " "And yon are certaiu that every 'i' is proper ly dotted and every 't' crossed as it should be?" ' ' Yes, sir. There is not a single loophole of any kind or character in the document. Every possible contingency has been provided for. I will stuke my legal reputation on that, Mr. Feebles." " Well, now, teil me, Iiooks - not professionully, but as a man and lifelong friend - whom do yon honestly think stands the best show of getting the property?" "Well, if you put it that way - er - h 'm-