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Mrs. Keeley, tbe veteran English actréss, tells aa anecdote of a young aotress wbo in the play is a boy. She is taken before a judge, who asks sternly, "Nöw, fhere are yonr accomplice6?" Aud the yonng actress, by a happy thought, improved on tbe author and apsvsfered in artless tone: "Idon't wear any. They keep op ■without."