Had Husbands To Burn

Two Virginia oíd ladies, Mrs. Betsy and Miss Jane, one a widow who had been blessed with two husband, and the other withering on the virgin stem, were talking things orer, writea a correspondent of the New York Press. Jane asked Betsy where shB buried her two husbands. "Why, Jane," was her reply, "I didn't bury them at all. The flrst wanted to be cremated, and I did it for him, and when the second flied I didn't want to show partiality, so I cremated him, too." "My, Betsy, isn't it too bad! I haven't had any husband at all, while you have had 'em to burn."